April 2012
91 posts
What ends up happening to me when I've had too...
When I'm on adderall and someone is trying to chat...
I’m like…
When I see a girl wearing running shorts like...
I’m like…
How I feel on the first day of finals week
When a guy says he wants to take me on a date and...
When I see a guy wearing lululemon I can't help...
Studying for ACC 222
When I call up Hagrid (Doug) for a ride for a ride...
When its 9am and someone gives me a shot of...
When I hear "No scrub" by TLC
When someone sends the entire class a study guide...
When my friends and I find an empty study room
How I feel at King on a Friday night studying for...
When I see someone walking their dog
I’m like…
When they start walking away I’m like…
When people say they're from Chicago, but they're...
FALSE.
When someone says theres an armed man lose in...
When my parents tell me they cancelled my credit...
I’m like…
When I have to check my wrist bands to see what...
When Ted tells me he's opening two new bars
I’m like…
When my girlfriends and I are sitting around...
We’re like…
When the lights come on at New Bar and they're...
I’m like…
Calling home from college to talk to my doggies
When people are talking on the phone on the 2nd...
Inside I’m like…
When my roommate says shes going to fiesta charra...
I’m like…
When the person interviewing me asks what my...
I’m like…
Making sure I look good for my potential husbands...
When the salad line is short at dividends
I’m like…
When I told my best friend I made this blog
they were like…
When someone spills their drink on me
Morning after my 21st
When a new episode of Law and Order:SVU is on
I’m like…
When I see people sleeping on the couches at King
Mom's weekends
Looking at my one night stand after I take off my...
What I was like at moonshine
Feeling good when I remember I didn't drunk eat...
Running uptown in heels
When my friends are judging me for listening to...
When a guy tells me he doesn't play hockey
When spice girls come on
When I invite my crush to a party and he brings...
When I think I'm a high roller at 3 trees
At first I’m like…
The next morning looking at my banking statements i’m like…
When my mom asks me how I ran out of money
When I watch Marley and Me
When I look in the mirrors on the walls at...
When someone says they have never had a...
When I'm drunk and trying to change out of my...
How I will feel when I finish my last final
How I feel inside watching the Victorias Secret...
When someone takes my seat in class that I sit in...