WHATSHOULDWECALLME MIAMI OF OHIO

When my parents friends ask what the dancing is like at the bars

I explain its like this… and 

when really its a whole bunch of this…and

When I accidentally unplugged someones computer during the CSE final

they were like…

When my roommate brings me chipotle

i’m like…

When my friends and I plan the perfect bar hopping night

When call me maybe comes on

i’m like…

then when i realize none of my friends are around im like…

When I see freshman carrying their drunk friend home down slant walk

I’m like 

When its summer and i come home drunk and my mom is still awake

When I wake up thinking I didn’t drunk eat, but then I see a trail of jimmy johns, bagel and deli, and digiorno pizza all over

When George Clooney and Ryan Gosling were filming at FSB

Every time they acknowledged the crowd I was like…

When parents come to visit and take my friends and I to paesanos

Wondering why Pat Kane would visit wisconsin and not miami

When my roommates and I have been on pinterest for too long planning our weddings and then come back to real life

The first time I had a trash can

Where the money I sell my books for goes

How I feel every morning now that its summer and I’m in the real world