WHATSHOULDWECALLME MIAMI OF OHIO

When the salad line is short at dividends

I’m like…

When I told my best friend I made this blog

they were like…

When someone spills their drink on me

When a new episode of Law and Order:SVU is on

I’m like…

When I see people sleeping on the couches at King

Mom’s weekends

Looking at my one night stand after I take off my drunk goggles

What I was like at moonshine

Feeling good when I remember I didn’t drunk eat last night

Running uptown in heels

When my friends are judging me for listening to one direction

When a guy tells me he doesn’t play hockey

When spice girls come on

When I invite my crush to a party and he brings his girlfriend

When I think I’m a high roller at 3 trees

At first I’m like…

The next morning looking at my banking statements i’m like…